Low on Oil

Posted in: Fun / Humor

There are a lot of folks who can’t understand how we came to have an oil
shortage here in America.

Well, there’s a very simple answer. Nobody bothered to check the oil.

We just didn’t know we were getting low. The reason for that is purely
geographical.

All our oil is in Alaska, Texas, California, and Oklahoma.

All our dipsticks are in Washington DC.

(Thanks Jim.)

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Posted June 9th, 2003 @ 7:17 PM

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    Low Oil
    Some humor from www.alexking.org There are a lot of folks who can’t understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in America. Well, there’s a very simple answer. Nobody bothered to check the oil. We just didn’t know…

    January 3rd, 2005 at 6:19 pm

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