Fun / Humor Archives

  1. Texas Bar Sues Church

    In a small Texas town, (Mt. Vernon) Drummond’s bar began construction on a new building to increase their business. The local Baptist church started a campaign to block the bar from opening with petitions and prayers. Work progressed right up till the week before opening when lightning struck the bar and it burned to the…

  2. You know you’re a geek when…

    Justin: here’s a BB question for you… is there anyway other than putting it in a BB holster to “sleep” it? I’d love to just throw it in my pocket Me: sew magnets in your pants? Justin: You know, I thought about that Me: hah! Justin: I wonder how close it has to be to…

  3. Blind Man in a Biker Bar

    A little Friday chuckle for you… A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the waiter, “Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?” The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a…

  4. Newspaper Classified Ads

    This came my way via e-mail. I’m sure it’s been around a million times, but for those that haven’t seen it, enjoy a Friday giggle. Funny Newspaper Classified Ads FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites. FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor’s dog. FREE PUPPIES… Mother, AKC German Shepherd. Father,…

  5. The Show With Ze Frank

    I watched the last 2 episodes of The Show With Ze Frank this week. All year I’d been watching daily until about early February when something interrupted me and I got a couple of weeks behind. I held off watching the last 5-6 shows, because frankly I didn’t want it to end. If you didn’t…

  6. 10 Groaners

    10 Groaners to get your Monday started off right: King Ozymandias of Assyria was running low on cash after years of war with the Hittites. His last great possession was the Star of the Euphrates , the most valuable diamond in the ancient world. Desperate, he went to Croesus, the pawnbroker, to ask for a…

  7. Overheard on PTI

    Michael Wilbon: Albert Pujols scored a perfect 100 on his citizenship test, are you impressed? Tony Kornheiser: I am. Brad Lidge served that up to him. I can’t wait for baseball season.

  8. Wii

    My Wii arrived today – I plan to set it up tonight. I’m not a gamer, but the gameplay on the Wii intrigued me enough I wanted to get one. Any tips for me?

  9. The Parrot

    Here’s a classic groaner for ya… Laura Bush bought George a parrot for his birthday. She told Dick Cheney, “The bird is so smart! George has already taught him to mispronounce over 200 words!” “Wow, that’s pretty impressive,” Cheney said. “But you realize that he just says the words. He doesn’t understand what they mean”.…

  10. Listed

    Steve made me do it. alexking.org made the A-List. Um, yay! – I guess. What’s more interesting to me than what list I’m on is the fact that lots of folks are trying to find ways to measure popularity and such. You never know when someone will come up with a better mousetrap for this…

  11. Hugs

    I’m not normally one for the blog chain letter, but I do like the sentiment and the video is fun. Thanks Gareth.

  12. Quips

    Don’t worry about what people think, they don’t do it very often. Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian anymore than standing in a garage makes you a car. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you’ve never tried before. My idea of…