Fun / Humor Archives

  1. Free Stuff at SxSW

    SxSW is always a bit of a break from reality. For one thing we are offered free stuff all the time. Have a t-shirt, here’s a sticker, free food, free drinks, please take this stuff! It’s amusing to watch companies competing so hard to give you stuff for free. The assault is intense and we…

  2. Friends

    I love my friends Dave and Michael. And I love that Michael follows Dave. Serendipity or response?

  3. Judgmental Mail Filters

    Should I be offended that my mail filters flagged this as “obvious SPAM”? I looked at your picture and im seriously wanting to know more about you is it possible? About me if you want to know i just like honest people and i am a very loving girl

  4. Inevitable Truths for Mature People

    Received this gem via email (thanks Jim). I think part of a best friend’s job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong. I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was…

  5. Mobile Infidelity

    (with apologies to John Gruber) Hi BlackBerry honey, I’m home. Hey… why are you crying? I know where you were this weekend, and who you were with – that harlot Pre! I… I… Look, I’m sorry. She meant nothing to me – really. I ended it, it’s already over. :sob: Really, why should I believe…

  6. Job History

    My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned … couldn’t concentrate. Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn’t hack it, so they gave me the ax. After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn’t suited for it … mainly…

  7. Caffeinating

    An “overheard” too long for Twitter… A: I’m going to get a coffee, anyone want anything? B: I could use a coffee. A: I thought you just drank tea. B: I’ll drink both; I’m bi. A: Nice. I guess I’m tea-curious.

  8. Texas Bar Sues Church

    In a small Texas town, (Mt. Vernon) Drummond’s bar began construction on a new building to increase their business. The local Baptist church started a campaign to block the bar from opening with petitions and prayers. Work progressed right up till the week before opening when lightning struck the bar and it burned to the…

  9. You know you’re a geek when…

    Justin: here’s a BB question for you… is there anyway other than putting it in a BB holster to “sleep” it? I’d love to just throw it in my pocket Me: sew magnets in your pants? Justin: You know, I thought about that Me: hah! Justin: I wonder how close it has to be to…

  10. Blind Man in a Biker Bar

    A little Friday chuckle for you… A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the waiter, “Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?” The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a…