A little Friday chuckle for you… A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the waiter, “Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?” The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a…
Fun / Humor Archives
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This came my way via e-mail. I’m sure it’s been around a million times, but for those that haven’t seen it, enjoy a Friday giggle. Funny Newspaper Classified Ads FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites. FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor’s dog. FREE PUPPIES… Mother, AKC German Shepherd. Father,…
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I watched the last 2 episodes of The Show With Ze Frank this week. All year I’d been watching daily until about early February when something interrupted me and I got a couple of weeks behind. I held off watching the last 5-6 shows, because frankly I didn’t want it to end. If you didn’t…
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10 Groaners to get your Monday started off right: King Ozymandias of Assyria was running low on cash after years of war with the Hittites. His last great possession was the Star of the Euphrates , the most valuable diamond in the ancient world. Desperate, he went to Croesus, the pawnbroker, to ask for a…
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Michael Wilbon: Albert Pujols scored a perfect 100 on his citizenship test, are you impressed? Tony Kornheiser: I am. Brad Lidge served that up to him. I can’t wait for baseball season. 🙂
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My Wii arrived today – I plan to set it up tonight. I’m not a gamer, but the gameplay on the Wii intrigued me enough I wanted to get one. Any tips for me?
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Here’s a classic groaner for ya… Laura Bush bought George a parrot for his birthday. She told Dick Cheney, “The bird is so smart! George has already taught him to mispronounce over 200 words!” “Wow, that’s pretty impressive,” Cheney said. “But you realize that he just says the words. He doesn’t understand what they mean”.…
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Steve made me do it. alexking.org made the A-List. Um, yay! – I guess. What’s more interesting to me than what list I’m on is the fact that lots of folks are trying to find ways to measure popularity and such. You never know when someone will come up with a better mousetrap for this…
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Bill made me do it. Your Linguistic Profile: 65% General American English 15% Dixie 10% Upper Midwestern 5% Midwestern 0% Yankee I’m pretty boring standard I guess. What Kind of American English Do You Speak?
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I’m not normally one for the blog chain letter, but I do like the sentiment and the video is fun. 🙂 Thanks Gareth.
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Don’t worry about what people think, they don’t do it very often. Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian anymore than standing in a garage makes you a car. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you’ve never tried before. My idea of…
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Reasons why the English language is so hard to learn: The bandage was wound around the wound. The farm was used to produce produce. The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse. We must polish the Polish furniture. He could lead if he would get the lead out. The soldier decided…
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I don’t think these are quite as good as the previous batches: Arbitrator: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonalds Avoidable: What a bullfighter tried to do. Bernadette: The act of torching a mortgage. Burglarize: What a crook sees with. Control: A short, ugly inmate. Counterfeiters: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets. Eclipse:…
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Every year, English teachers from across the country can submit their collections of actual analogies and metaphors found in high school essays. These excerpts are published each year to the amusement of teachers across the country. Here are last year’s winners….. Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two sides…
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Has anyone else started saying1 things are like free pie and chips ? Just curious… An example: That new MacBook is like free pie and chips. [back]