Men’s Tees

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It was a sunny morning, a little before 8.00 am, on the first hole of a busy course and I was beginning my pre-shot routine, visualizing my upcoming shot when a piercing voice came over the club house loud speaker.

“Would the gentleman on the woman’s tee back up to the men’s tee please!!”

I could feel every eye on the course looking at me. I was still deep in my routine, seemingly impervious to the interruption.

Again the announcement, “Would the MAN on the WOMAN’S tee kindly back up to the men’s tee.”

I simply ignored the guy and kept concentrating, when once more, the man yelled: “WOULD THE MAN ON THE WOMAN’S TEE BACK UP TO THE MEN’S TEE, PLEASE!!!”

I finally stopped, turned, cupped my hands and shouted back… “WOULD THE @$$HOLE WITH THE MICROPHONE KINDLY KEEP QUIET AND LET ME PLAY MY SECOND SHOT ?!”

(thanks Robbie)

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Posted May 5th, 2005 @ 8:17 AM

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