No Surprises

A bachelor tried to take a vacation every Winter. He was a golf nut and spent two weeks in Naples.

Last winter he met a woman out there and fell head over heels in love with her. On the last night of his vacation, the two of them went to dinner and had a serious talk about how they would continue the relationship. They agreed that total honesty was important so there would be “no surprises” later that would destroy their love.

“It’s only fair to warn you, I’m a total golf nut,” Tony said to his lady friend. “I eat, sleep and breathe golf, so if that’s a problem, you’d better say so now.”

“Well, if we’re being honest with each other, here goes,” she replied. “I’m a hooker.”

“I see,” Tony replied, and was quiet for a moment.

Then he added, “You know, it’s probably because you’re not keeping your wrists straight when you tee off.”