A $1 #alexfine to each mosquito that feasted on my legs on the golf course this weekend.

@gfmorris Geof, don’t be shy – anyone can levy an #alexfine

Seriously? That’s a $50 #alexfine

A $2.75 fee to print the tickets myself? Sorry World Arena, that’s a $27.50 #alexfine

A $20 #alexfine for any software that steals focus when it shows a dialog. I’m typing an email or coding and dismiss it without seeing it.

A $50 #alexfine to any web site that has their address in an image rather than in text that can be selected, copied and pasted into a map.

A $10 #alexfine to Golf Galaxy for putting the wrong size grips on my clubs when they regripped them. Back to have them redone.

I’m giving myself a $5 #alexfine for giving up on game 5 of the ALCS and missing all the excitement. I did wear my Sox shirt though.

A $2 #alexfine to the person who just sent a general WP support issue to me via Twitter.

Dear MLB, that’s a $3 #alexfine for the bait and switch.

A $2 #alexfine to whoever replaced the toilet paper in the office restroom. Sheets flow down over the top, not from below. We’re not animals

@sogrady an #alexfine can be appealed. Such an appeal is usually heard over lunch.

@sogrady s #alexfine has been increased to $10 since the game has gone into overtime.

@sogrady just left the bar with less than 8 minutes left in the 4th quarter. That’s a $5 #alexfine