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Fun / Humor Archives
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This is clever. Thanks Mark.
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A major research institution has just announced the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science. The new element has been named Bushcronium. Bushcronium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an Atomic mass of 311. These 311 particles are held together by forces called…
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Received via e-mail: You have just received the Amish Virus. Since we do not have electricity or computers, you are on the honor system. Please delete all of your files. Thank thee. The viruses affecting Macs are growing quite rapidly – good thing I have backups!
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After a year of playing Mario Kart a few minutes a day, a couple days a week I’ve finally gotten pretty decent at it. I think it’s time for me to move on to another game, and I think I’d enjoy a similar racing game. Recommendations?
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Scott made me do it. You are Iron Man – Inventor. Businessman. Genius. Iron Man 75% The Flash 75%Superman 70%Green Lantern 70%Spider-Man 65%Robin 55%Hulk 55%Catwoman 50%Batman 50%Wonder Woman 43%Supergirl 38% Click here to take the Superhero Personality Quiz
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Minnesota Vikings football practice was delayed nearly two hours yesterday after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Head coach, Mike Tice, immediately suspended practice while police and federal agents were called to investigate. After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance unknown to the…
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You may not know this but many non-living things have a gender. Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them. Copiers are Female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. It’s an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed,…
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I hate it when people forward bogus warnings… but this one is real, and it’s important. So please send this warning to everyone on your e-mail list: If someone comes to your front door saying they are conducting a survey on deer ticks and asks you to take your clothes off and dance around with…
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A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts, “Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?” The man below says, “Yes, you’re in a hot air balloon, hovering 30 feet above this…
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The first 90% of the task takes 90% of the time. The last 10% of the task takes the other 90%. (this and other goodies)
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One particular Christmas a long time ago, Santa was getting ready for his annual trip….but there were problems everywhere. Four of his elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones, so Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule. Then, Mrs. Claus…
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A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird’s mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. John tried and tried to change the bird’s attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and…
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An elderly man in Phoenix calls his son in New York and says, “I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough.” “Pop, what are you talking about,” the son screams. “We can’t stand the sight of each other…
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There is a recent report about women and how they feel about their asses. I thought the results were pretty interesting: 85% of women think their ass is too big. 10% of women think their ass is too little. The other 5% say that they don’t care, they love him, he’s a good man, and…