• ARBITRATOR: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonalds
• AVOIDABLE: What a bullfighter tried to do
• BERNADETTE: The act of torching a mortgage
• BURGLARIZE: What a crook sees with
• CONTROL: A short, ugly inmate
• COUNTERFEITERS: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets
• ECLIPSE: What an English barber does for a living
• EYEDROPPER: A clumsy ophthalmologist
• HEROES: What a guy in a boat does
• LEFTBANK: What the robber did when his bag was full of money
• MISTY: How golfers create divots
• PARADOX: Two physicians
• PARASITES: What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower
• PHARMACIST: A helper on the farm
• POLARIZE: What penguins see with
• PRIMATE: Removing your spouse from in front of the TV
• RELIEF: What trees do in the spring
• RUBBERNECK: What you do to relax your wife
• SELFISH: What the owner of a seafood store does
• SUDAFED: Brought litigation against a government official

(thanks Jim)