This came my way via e-mail. I’m sure it’s been around a million times, but for those that haven’t seen it, enjoy a Friday giggle.
Funny Newspaper Classified Ads
- FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites. - FREE PUPPIES:
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor’s dog. - FREE PUPPIES…
Mother, AKC German Shepherd.
Father, Super Dog…able to leap tall fences in a single bound. - FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG.
Looks like a rat … been out a while.
Better be a reward. - NORDIC TRACK
$300 Hardly used, call Chubby. - GEORGIA PEACHES
California grown – 89 cents lb. - JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer $300. - WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE.
WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE.
Call Stephanie. - FOR SALE BY OWNER:
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes Excellent condition $1,000 or best offer No longer needed, got married last month.Wife knows everything.
(thanks Jim)
This ad recently ran in one of our local papers here in Athens, OH:
“Worst dog ever. Free to good home. Not fixed. Doesn’t come when called. Runs away. Kills Chickens and has foul smell.”
That is sooooooo funny!!!
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This page made my day.
Thanks you 🙂
I love the last ad about the encyclopedias, sooo funny haha!
What a funny list of advertisement, but we all know that a good advertisement catches the attention of the consumer it needs to have a lot of humor.