This came my way via e-mail. I’m sure it’s been around a million times, but for those that haven’t seen it, enjoy a Friday giggle.

Funny Newspaper Classified Ads

• FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
  8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites.
• FREE PUPPIES:
  1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor’s dog.
• FREE PUPPIES…
  Mother, AKC German Shepherd.
  Father, Super Dog…able to leap tall fences in a single bound.
• FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG.
  Looks like a rat … been out a while.
  Better be a reward.
• NORDIC TRACK
  $300 Hardly used, call Chubby.
• GEORGIA PEACHES
  California grown – 89 cents lb.
• JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
  Must sell washer and dryer $300.
• WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE.
  WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE.
  Call Stephanie.
• FOR SALE BY OWNER:
  Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes Excellent condition $1,000 or best offer No longer needed, got married last month.

  Wife knows everything.

(thanks Jim)