Be A Human. This is hard. I don’t think there is a class at your local university that teaches this. Personally, I attribute the tone I use in my writing to spending the past two decades of my life attempting to communicate via my keyboard.

I’ve found a non-traditional way to make a living doing what I love.

I would trade Reed in the right deal, but Reed’s not the team’s problem. A young guy who makes MLB minimum playing a decent centerfield is a huge boon to the team … it’s like the house is on fire and they’re looking at getting new cabinets for the kitchen.

You may be interested to know that global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct effect of the shrinking numbers of Pirates since the 1800s.