So I tried Siri again today. I figured maybe it had improved since I tried it last a year or so ago.

Me: What is a good place for lunch between here and {my destination}?

Siri: This restaurant is near you: {restaurant info}

(double-check, uh yep, that isn’t on the way – it’s actually in the wrong direction by a good 20 minutes)

Me: That restaurant isn’t between me and {my destination}.

Siri: It is about 120 miles to {my destination}.

*sigh*