I don’t think these are quite as good as the previous batches:
- Arbitrator: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonalds
- Avoidable: What a bullfighter tried to do.
- Bernadette: The act of torching a mortgage.
- Burglarize: What a crook sees with.
- Control: A short, ugly inmate.
- Counterfeiters: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets.
- Eclipse: What an English barber does for a living.
- Eyedropper: A clumsy ophthamologist.
- Heroes: What a guy in a boat does.
- Leftbank: What the robber did when his bag was full of money.
- Misty: How golfers create divots.
- Paradox: Two physicians.
- Parasites: What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower.
- Pharmacist: A helper on the farm.
- Polarize: What penguins see with.
- Primate: Removing your spouse from in front of the TV.
- Relief: What trees do in the Spring.
- Rubberneck: What you do to relax your wife.
- Selfish: What the owner of a seafood store does.
- Sudafed: Brought litigation against a government official
Thanks Jim.
Popularity: 9% [?]
Pippy adds this Comment:
HAHAHAHA! I see your popularity is soaring………….
July 17th, 2006 at 8:43 am
alycia adds this Comment:
yes very popular :):)
August 14th, 2006 at 5:35 am
Alex adds this Comment:
The popularity percentage is relative to other posts - from the Popularity Contest plugin.
August 14th, 2006 at 8:29 am
Tyler adds this Comment:
Great list. I found your website while doing a Google search for funny words because I’m compiling a list of funny words” myself.
September 18th, 2006 at 7:28 pm
Spoonyloony adds this Comment:
Fantastic list of words, absolutely mint. I’m building site of spoonerisms so absolutely love wordplay. These are like homonyms created from single words, just what I like doing (well,in a back-to-front sort of way).
January 6th, 2008 at 11:53 am