Even More Funny Words

I don’t think these are quite as good as the previous batches:

  1. Arbitrator: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonalds
  2. Avoidable: What a bullfighter tried to do.
  3. Bernadette: The act of torching a mortgage.
  4. Burglarize: What a crook sees with.
  5. Control: A short, ugly inmate.
  6. Counterfeiters: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets.
  7. Eclipse: What an English barber does for a living.
  8. Eyedropper: A clumsy ophthamologist.
  9. Heroes: What a guy in a boat does.
  10. Leftbank: What the robber did when his bag was full of money.
  11. Misty: How golfers create divots.
  12. Paradox: Two physicians.
  13. Parasites: What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower.
  14. Pharmacist: A helper on the farm.
  15. Polarize: What penguins see with.
  16. Primate: Removing your spouse from in front of the TV.
  17. Relief: What trees do in the Spring.
  18. Rubberneck: What you do to relax your wife.
  19. Selfish: What the owner of a seafood store does.
  20. Sudafed: Brought litigation against a government official

Thanks Jim.