This exchange between my mother in law and our house painter is the closest I’ve ever gotten to a real life Who’s On First situation.

MiL: What kind of paint do you use?
Painter: I use Kwal.
MiL: Koala?
Painter: Yes, Kwal.
MiL: Koala, like the bear?
Painter: No, I never use Behr. It doesn’t spray as smoothly.
MiL: …Oh.

And then they left it at that. So good. I still laugh thinking back on it ten years later.