Please be aware that the 6th Annual Denver Zombie Crawl will be taking place this Saturday, October 22 at Skyline Park and along the 16th Street Mall. The event takes place from 11 a.m. to 8 p.m. This is an all ages and free event. Arapahoe Street will be closed from 15th to 17th Streets.…

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SxSW is always a bit of a break from reality. For one thing we are offered free stuff all the time. Have a t-shirt, here’s a sticker, free food, free drinks, please take this stuff! It’s amusing to watch companies competing so hard to give you stuff for free. The assault is intense and we…

I love my friends Dave and Michael. And I love that Michael follows Dave. Serendipity or response?

Should I be offended that my mail filters flagged this as “obvious SPAM”? I looked at your picture and im seriously wanting to know more about you is it possible? About me if you want to know i just like honest people and i am a very loving girl

Received this gem via email (thanks Jim). I think part of a best friend’s job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong. I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was…

My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned … couldn’t concentrate. Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn’t hack it, so they gave me the ax. After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn’t suited for it … mainly…

An “overheard” too long for Twitter… A: I’m going to get a coffee, anyone want anything? B: I could use a coffee. A: I thought you just drank tea. B: I’ll drink both; I’m bi. A: Nice. I guess I’m tea-curious.

This is just brilliant I knew that the SDK would provide developers the room they needed to really spread their wings and succeed. My faith has been rewarded. For best results, use with this. (thanks Sean)

In a small Texas town, (Mt. Vernon) Drummond’s bar began construction on a new building to increase their business. The local Baptist church started a campaign to block the bar from opening with petitions and prayers. Work progressed right up till the week before opening when lightning struck the bar and it burned to the…

Justin: here’s a BB question for you… is there anyway other than putting it in a BB holster to “sleep” it? I’d love to just throw it in my pocket Me: sew magnets in your pants? Justin: You know, I thought about that Me: hah! Justin: I wonder how close it has to be to…

A little Friday chuckle for you… A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the waiter, “Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?” The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a…

This came my way via e-mail. I’m sure it’s been around a million times, but for those that haven’t seen it, enjoy a Friday giggle. Funny Newspaper Classified Ads FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites. FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor’s dog. FREE PUPPIES… Mother, AKC German Shepherd. Father,…

10 Groaners to get your Monday started off right: King Ozymandias of Assyria was running low on cash after years of war with the Hittites. His last great possession was the Star of the Euphrates , the most valuable diamond in the ancient world. Desperate, he went to Croesus, the pawnbroker, to ask for a…