I was going to make a “tallbread” cookie joke, but thought better of it.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Tallbread

alias sudio=”echo ‘su-su-sudio. oh-oh-oh.’”

I keep typo-ing sudo.

Preparing for my daughter’s first soccer practice/game.

OH: Someone called me out for trolling but I like to think of it more as… parody.

There, I fixed it. http://note.io/ZsRAxa

Going to a laptop with external monitor has been a good move overall, but not everything is smooth all the time. http://note.io/X1ntQU

There’s a special circle of hell for sites that intercept email unsubscribe requests and redirect them to a mobile splash/home page.

@rands I launched the flat design of my website (http://alexking.org) in August of 2011, so you can feel comfortable using that as a date.

Interesting thing about Google Reader shuttering: Google basically saying that “what we read” data isn’t valuable to them.

3 yr old: That’s what I heard.

Me: Where did you hear that?

3 yr old: I saw it online.

All this cheap cloud storage is awesome for backups, but man does it take a long time to get it all there.

Public Service Announcement: Monday is a good day to pull those false positives out of your SPAM folder.

Remember Siri?

Current status: radioactive

MacBook Pro fell over, scraping my shin and drawing blood with its sharp edges.

Never would have happened if Steve Jobs were still alive.