Fun Word Definitions

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  • ARBITRATOR: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonalds
  • AVOIDABLE: What a bullfighter tried to do
  • BERNADETTE: The act of torching a mortgage
  • BURGLARIZE: What a crook sees with
  • CONTROL: A short, ugly inmate
  • COUNTERFEITERS: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets
  • ECLIPSE: What an English barber does for a living
  • EYEDROPPER: A clumsy ophthalmologist
  • HEROES: What a guy in a boat does
  • LEFTBANK: What the robber did when his bag was full of money
  • MISTY: How golfers create divots
  • PARADOX: Two physicians
  • PARASITES: What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower
  • PHARMACIST: A helper on the farm
  • POLARIZE: What penguins see with
  • PRIMATE: Removing your spouse from in front of the TV
  • RELIEF: What trees do in the spring
  • RUBBERNECK: What you do to relax your wife
  • SELFISH: What the owner of a seafood store does
  • SUDAFED: Brought litigation against a government official

(thanks Jim)

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Posted July 15th, 2004 @ 11:14 AM

2 Replies

  1. Bibi's box adds this Trackback:

    You have to read this :)
    Fun Words Definitions: * ARBITRATOR: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonalds * AVOIDABLE: What a bullfighter tried to do * BERNADETTE: The act of torching a mortgage * BURGLARIZE: What a crook sees with * CONTROL: A short, ugly inmate * COUNTERF…

    July 16th, 2004 at 5:12 am

  2. Bibi's box adds this Trackback:

    You have to read this :)

    Fun Words Definitions: * ARBITRATOR: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonalds * AVOIDABLE: What a bullfighter tried to do * BERNADETTE: The act of torching a mortgage * BURGLARIZE: What a crook sees with * CONTROL: A short, ugly inmate * COUNTERF…

    April 4th, 2005 at 12:44 pm

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