This came my way via e-mail. I’m sure it’s been around a million times, but for those that haven’t seen it, enjoy a Friday giggle.
Funny Newspaper Classified Ads
- FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites.
- FREE PUPPIES:
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor’s dog.
- FREE PUPPIES…
Mother, AKC German Shepherd.
Father, Super Dog…able to leap tall fences in a single bound.
- FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG.
Looks like a rat … been out a while.
Better be a reward.
- NORDIC TRACK
$300 Hardly used, call Chubby.
- GEORGIA PEACHES
California grown – 89 cents lb.
- JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer $300.
- WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE.
WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE.
- FOR SALE BY OWNER:
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes Excellent condition $1,000 or best offer No longer needed, got married last month.
Wife knows everything.